Writer Evan Ratliff Tried to Vanish: Here’s What Happened »
From this point on, there’s no such thing as sure. Being too sure will get me caught
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Santa Claus (loadedsanta) on Twitter »
- My wife’s over a thousand years old and will never die. Thank you, Satan. Because *that’s* fun.
- Prancer’s fucking Dancer. In the ass. Oh what. You’re shocked?
- Leaving carrots for my reindeer is real smart kids. The only thing that was missing from reindeer shit was fucking carrots.
- “You better watch out, you better not cry.” What is that, a rape anthem? Fucking carols man.
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I blame Sim City.
I predicted this would happen about 10 years ago. You just can’t let the kids that grew up playing strategy games into Town Planning University.
Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack »
Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
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